More like CRACK COCAINE SWIRLS in every bite.
Do you see how it taunts me?
I may need to go to cereal rehab. I bought 2 boxes of this cereal on Monday. One lasted until yesterday, Wednesday. 2 days. The other is now hidden in a closet so I won't polish it off by tonight. I have a problem.
In other, less despairing news, I had a fun little gathering last weekend. Girls came over, brought clothes they didn't want, swapped. I had some dresses and shoes to get rid of, and after stealing all of those, the girls decided I had great taste and wanted to see my closet. I feel like I need to lock it up now... I saw their hungry eyes, gazing at my beautiful shoe collection. Caressing my dresses with their lustful hands. Back off, bitches. Those are mine. I herded them all back downstairs with the temptation of delicious desserts.
Not pictured: chocolate-dipped strawberries, and large quantities of alcohol.
It was a fun night. Girl time is always fun. Especially with mixed drinks, cookies, and shoes. The boy showed up and we played Apples to Apples. One of my roomies, the one who looks like Shaggy, showed up and was entranced by the cute girls in the room, so he hung around with us. It wasn't a bad time, especially after being snowed in all week. We had another snow day yesterday. Wtf Texas? That's not why I live here. I want my sunshine and warm weather. Not this cold, snowy crap.
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